Meeting a girls 14 year old son

So I’ve been out on a couple dates with a girl and I meet her 14 year old son. She says “hey meet my friend Adam” the very first thing he says is “how old are you” in a very condescending tone. I laughed and then replied “how old are you?”….he mumbled “don’t worry about it” his mom scolds him for bring rude.

Doctors visit

So I go for a hernia check, while the doctor is inspecting my man region he asks me if i take steroids. I said “no..do my testicles look like i do?” he says “no…just because you’re a pretty muscular guy” that to me was a question which could have been timed better.